Bare-chested Russian orders ducks to attention, marches them into barn

Something something inevitability of totalitarianism in Russia something something.

Or even just one horse-sized duck.

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Two most common hobbies in Russia

  1. Doing weird shit
  2. Filming weird shit
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Isn’t it what the duck-and-cover drills were preparing for?

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Unfortunately, this video is not available in [Germany] because it could contain music from UMG, for which we could not agree on conditions of use with GEMA.

Of course.

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Gawww! Look at their widdle woddles!

They all look like they’re still not fully grown. I’m wondering if they imprinted on him, and they’re just following him the way ducklings follow their mother.

I kept waiting for the car with the dash cam to speed up and wipe them all out.

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I think that there is a meteor that briefly flashes before disappearing behind the barn.

Not ā€˜bare-chested’ but rather ā€˜vest-chested’. Look at the video again - it’s obvious to me.

He apparently knows all their passwords.

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There is, BTW, no music of any kind whatsoever in the video.

No. If it were that simple, they would have converged on him. He’s clearly got at least two separate tricks, ā€œconverge on this arbitrary point in front of the barnā€ and ā€œfollow me.ā€ I’m sure food was involved in the training, but that is a genuine trick.

Of course, easier than training the ducks, he only needed to teach the commands to the trained walking bear that’s just offscreen on the left of the video.

The bear must be an excellent duck-trainer, then, to get half to ducks to run directly toward it on command, disregarding its fearsome demeanor. One of those famed Russian duck-training bears, no doubt.

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