Scientifically accurate "Duck Tales"


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#2

Bearing in mind the previous Scientifically accurate Spider-Man (which was rather far from scientifically accurate, in the end), I just know this is going to contain at least three references to corkscrew penises and/or rape, and am thus disinclined to watch.


#3

With regard to the `simple digestive system' fact: I've been told that it used to be a childhood pastime to feed a duck a greased piece of meat tied to a string, which the duck would pass almost immediately, and then pull the string through and feed the meat to another duck, and another, and so on. This would form a chain of ducks (a duck centipede, if you will) that you could lead around.


#4

Add in "ducks are cannibals" and you have every joke in that overlong video.


#5

Isn't that thing about your head exploding in space scientifically inaccurate?


#6

Swell. So when I stopped traffic on the Mall in London this morning, and assisted a duck and her four 'lings to cross the six lane road (a policeman stopped to help me), I actually did Nature a disservice.

Humph.


#7

A bit too much anthropomorphic rape for my tastes...


#8

Alan Moore's got this one.


#9

Since I have lived in a house with a stream in the backyard I have indeed learned how awful ducks truly are. But their babies are still number two on my cutest baby animals list (kittens are number one of course).


#10

you know the ORIGINAL disney duck Donald was a real jerk in those early cartoons. That was his main thing.


#11

OK, that wasn't just NSFW, that was NSFL. And you retroactively ruined my childhood.


#12

I heard this as feeding a piece of salted pork to a goose.


#13

So is ducks wearing clothes.


#14

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