Originally published at: Batman officially does not go down on women because "Heroes don't do that" | Boing Boing
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Makes sense. That mask is armored, has filters, etc, gets in the way.
And once the mask is off, he’s Bruce Wayne.
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“There’s more than one way to be a hero.”
– Pussywoman (formerly Catwoman)
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I have video evidence that says otherwise.
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Batman also refuses to bag it up
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How to tell when superhero comics jumped the shark.
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Ask your sons, Suillius . . .
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Some business advice for DC: this policy will not help you in your on-going mission to convince people that comics are intended for an audience beyond adolescent boys with a horror of ladyparts. Men who go down on women quickly learn that vigilante violence isn’t the only to feel like a goddamned superhero.
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When I was out there doing great things, I’d always casually brush things off with a simple, “I’m no hero.” Turns out it was more accurate than I thought at the time.
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No, but now I cannot unsee it.
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If Batman is true to his name…
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I believe his baby-mama roofied him at the time.
(From Batman: Hush)
Bruce: Damian, I have good news, I am going to marry Selina Kyle
Damian: Don’t do it. You have terrible taste in women, which includes but is not limited to my mother. Also cover your drink when you’re around her.
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Marvel never seemed to have a problem with stuff like that.
Certainly not Prince Namor, one of their oldest characters.
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Fairly certain there’s something on the utility-belt which makes that old tongue fairly prosaic (“uhm, the bat-…”?)
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They don’t sell Harley Quinn toys though?
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It should come as no surprise that pearl diving is Prince Namor’s oeuvre.
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If they were human, some of those bats could use their tongue to count out exact change from their back pocket, while their pants were lying on the floor.
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