I think he mistakenly shot Porcupinegirl
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You are Dr. Wertham and I claim my five big ones.
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Comic book women have two, one for the upper body and an entirely separate one for the lower body. That’s why they can rotate both their breasts and butt to face the camera at the same time.
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The less I know there, the saner I am.
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What a chad.
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Batmanuel, on the other hand…
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That show was full of subtext…
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Not even the person he was going down on? “You must be doing something wrong Bruce.”
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Glad for this post, got home to find a bizzare amount of posts on social media about batman sex/sexuality* without any context…
Nice to finally find out the reason 
*Wasn’t bothered enough to actually google it, i assumed i’d eventually stumble upon it…
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Wait, batman and catwoman? That’s zoonosis right there, buddy. Not cool.
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Wait, though, I don’t think any oral sex is sanctioned by DC.
Catwoman is not giving a Bat-Job to Batman for the same reason.
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Are you kidding me?
Batman is a star at giving head. He loves it. He’s in total control.
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You want to claim this is misogynistic? I won’t argue. You want to claim it’s hypocritical, given past stories? Again, fair enough.
But at the end of the day, I just find the idea of grown men really wanting to show cartoon characters—specifically ones originally created for children—fucking really creepy.
I don’t find this substantively different than the fanart a former acquaintance of mine used to like to download and email around, showing Disney characters having sex. Hey, there’s Aladdin fucking Jasmine doggy style. So edgy!
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We are gathered here, today, to make sure everyone eats. If not each other, food.
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I’d say this goes against Batman being “the hero Gotham deserves”, unless Catwoman is equally selfish.
Also Flash can “vibrate” so he got you fam
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It’s canon.
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