Batman & Robin director accepts blame for nipple suits


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#2

To be fair, they do look like tactical nipples.


#3

No, he’ll be remembered for nearly killing Batman.


#4

He should count his blessings. In a just world he’d be remembered for DC Cab and that’s where his directing career would have ended.


#5

Nipples on a Batman suit. I envy the people who have such shallow concerns that they can get so outraged with things like this!


#6

It’s not so much that the suits had nipples, it’s that bat nipples are actually located in the armpits (wingpits?).

Also, catwoman should have had eight of those things.


#7

They should have made them functional – in the Batman “toy” sense:


#8

Blame?

Credit!


#9

To be fair, Lost Boys may not be Oscar worthy or anything, but it’s fun.

The rest of his career, though, yeah. Please no.


#10

Flatliners, 8mm and Falling Down all have their moments.

Also, and it’s weirdly un-Schumachery, but Veronica Guerin isn’t a bad film.

I’d take Schumacher over Bay, Ratner or Emmerich (yeah, faint praise).


#11

“Batman Forever” was total passion. My bosses let me change Batman. Jim was inspired as the Riddler. Tom Lee Jones played Harvey Two Face. Drew Barrymore is in it.

I honestly don’t believe it was intended this way, but I had fun imagining this as damning with faint praise.

Btw, having seen the movie, I can confirm that he’s not totally delusional… Drew Barrymore was indeed in it!


#12

I honestly didn’t realize any of those were his movies either. I may need to do an IMDB sweep before I make more generalizations because I enjoyed all of those for what they were.

Completely agree on Michael Bay, and well, we can all agree, at least none of those guys are Uwe Boll.


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