“Rest of that @# is a 2nd-amend wash, but ‘two pounds of unsealed marijuana’!?! book 'em Danno!” “Right chief. i’mean had it been ‘sealed’, but…” (does sex in robotaxis result in robocops?)
Shame he missed his interview for kindergarten teacher due to this interaction with law enforcement.
And here I thought that the Mall Ninja only lived on the internet…
Someone went hog wild buying from the Bud K catalog.
While clearly nefarious, how much of that stuff is actually illegal? I know that weed and guns together are a no-no in California, but I only see ammo. I’m pretty sure it’s fine to have a machete in your car.
I feel like there’s a story here we’re never going to learn, unless there were any recent robberies by someone in a Chucky mask.
The cops always like to imply some sort of criminal narrative by presenting various “suspicious” items out-of-context, even when all of them are perfectly legal. In this case, seems like a few weren’t, but I’m suddenly imagining a scenario…
“Boy, all these items going to the smash room, gun range, locksmith, medical marijuana business and costume party sure seem suspicious together!”
“Ha ha, yeah! I hope I don’t get pulled over by the cops!”
“Ha ha ha! That would be bad!”
[gets pulled over by the cops] "Ohhh shiiiiit…
Obviously, this guy is a criminal mastermind.
That’s a good question. I actually don’t see anything overly illegal, but my knowledge of CA specific laws is limited. I know you can’t CONCEAL large knives. He was on probation, so perhaps that makes some thing illegal. Certainly the ammo is illegal if hes a felon. They may have some other law where otherwise legal knives are illegal if you’re caught with drugs or in conjunction with criminal paraphernalia like a ski mask.
I would expect them to ding him for possession of burglary tools with the lock picks.
Arrow gun? Lock picks? They arrested my 5th level rogue!
“Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.”
LARP no evil, felch no evil, PA no evil.
I knew a ton of guys in high school who drove around with trunks looking like this. I was just going to add that they were not criminals, but thinking back…
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