#It's time. We're down to the wire. There can be only one winner.
The stakes have never been higher. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to vote.
- The Anticipation of a New Lover’s Arrival
- Whatever ends up being inside @beschizza’s safe
- Bernie Sanders
- Petanque-Boule-Wielding French Anarchist
- A talented, reliable mechanic that doesn’t overcharge
- Chuck Tingle
- Cultural Marxism
- The Brothers Sanders
- Full Communism
- Catshark on a roomba chasing a duckling
- Princess Pricklepants
- A palpable sense of disappointment
The poll needs a “Giant Meteor” option.
What? Giant Meteor didn’t make the list? I’d be happy to be sent up there to nudge one this way.
About what I thought. Honestly, the duckling is what makes it.
And anyway, I’m my own reliable mechanic. And I charge in cheeseburgers.
Giant Meteor failed to make the cut, coming in 5th place, just behind Hillary Clinton. Any allegations of vote-rigging can be directed towards Big Petanque, where your complaints will be examined and battered repeatedly with a steel ball.
How did you know I play Petanque?
I just figured that was a cochonnet in your pocket.
Run the Jewels didn’t make the list either… I am disappoint.
Why does almost nobody want President Tingle?
Could he at least be PPP’s speechwriter?
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