#It's time. We're down to the wire. There can be only one winner.
The stakes have never been higher. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to vote.
The Anticipation of a New Lover’s Arrival
Whatever ends up being inside @beschizza ’s safe
Bernie Sanders
Petanque-Boule-Wielding French Anarchist
A talented, reliable mechanic that doesn’t overcharge
Chuck Tingle
Cultural Marxism
The Brothers Sanders
Full Communism
Catshark on a roomba chasing a duckling
Princess Pricklepants
@beschizza ’s safe
A palpable sense of disappointment
Totoro
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RatMan
November 8, 2016, 12:00am
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The poll needs a “Giant Meteor” option.
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Katryn
November 8, 2016, 12:00am
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What? Giant Meteor didn’t make the list? I’d be happy to be sent up there to nudge one this way.
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About what I thought. Honestly, the duckling is what makes it.
And anyway, I’m my own reliable mechanic. And I charge in cheeseburgers.
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Giant Meteor failed to make the cut, coming in 5th place, just behind Hillary Clinton. Any allegations of vote-rigging can be directed towards Big Petanque, where your complaints will be examined and battered repeatedly with a steel ball.
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How did you know I play Petanque?
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I just figured that was a cochonnet in your pocket.
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Run the Jewels didn’t make the list either… I am disappoint.
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Why does almost nobody want President Tingle?
Could he at least be PPP’s speechwriter?
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February 18, 2017, 1:40pm
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