It would be funnier if I didnāt actually feel that way some days.
We laugh so we donāt cry.
Also: we cry.
Given how bad our governmental system is (random toddlers would be better), if I werenāt actively working to completely destroy it then Iād probably be borderline suicidal.
True, there ARE some better options out there. Itād just take a massive write-in campaign to make it work.
Best gif to come outāa the entire mess, so far.
Could you maybe chill with the ātheyāre all the sameā shit and jokes while one of the candidates is endorsed by the Klan and has Neo-Nazis working for him? I mean, I know youāre pretty well insulated from this all, but come onā¦ a tiny fucking bit of empathy for once?
Iāve seen this bumper sticker circulate around Facebook recently. My initial thought is that someone is trying to paint Hillary as equally horrible as Trump. But itās probably just a (weak) commentary on the general state of politics. While one might not particularly care for Hillary, compared to Trump, sheās a golden angel of sanity.
I think itās actually a pretty strong commentary.
Yes, -12 is bigger than -73, but theyāre both still negative numbersā¦ especially when an average toddler is a 197.
No way Princess Pricklepants has less than a 90% favorable rating.
I believe Iāve found my candidate!
If you look into this a bit more deeply, youāll find that Meteorās platform includes some disturbing elements, such as the destruction of virtually all life worldwide (especially women and minorities), leaving only the .001% elites to survive in their underground lairs.
Should pull a good chunk of the #NeverTrumpOrHillary vote, though.
Ahh, but the elites need the help of regular people to survive the aftermath, and once they return to the surface theyāll find a government that was formed by the people who were left on the surface that sucks a lot less. (Weāre super-resilient and most of the ācivilization endingā fears actually would result in far more functional human subpopulations)
The Constitution burning to a crisp wouldnāt be a bad thingā¦Itās a super-old idea made buy guys who thought that black people were only fractions of humans and didnāt think women should have the same rights as men. Itās actually kind of crappy.
Iām all for a big olā reset buttonā¦though Iād prefer it if we didnāt end up destroying so much genetic diversityā¦and an asteroid is only a moderate improvement over us in that respect. There are better ways, weāve had plenty of chats about them hereā¦none of them involve respecting the system we have now.
Sheās the first candidate to have attended Hogwarts.
Sheāll be polite whenever she has to use the red phone.
Her debate performance will be astounding.
Everyone wants to see this.
Her patriotism is the non-horrible kind.
And while her speeches might be 25% sniffing the microphone, the rest will be magnificent.
Meanwhileā¦
I support the guy with the bad hair.
More and more, Iām thinking Princess Pricklepants should have the inside track here.
Did a giant meteor kill off the dinosaurs, or was itā¦
