Originally published at: Bear breaks into house and attacks 82-year-old woman in Colorado | Boing Boing
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A senior woman
Bear gets it right. Go straight to the top.
Don’t bother with those junior women - they won’t do at all when you want to register a complaint.
(But this lady was lucky it was only a cub, for sure.)
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I believe this is known as a “reverse Goldilocks.” Poor bear didn’t even get to the porridge portion before being scared away, though.
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“Reverse Goldilocks”, not to be confused with a “Chicago Sunroof”.
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Refused medical attention. Badass who fights a bear and just wants to get back to her crossword, or pensioner who is worried about going broke being treated for bear-related injuries?
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In other top-of-the-food-chain news:
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We can probably count ourselves lucky that she didn’t insist on her Second Amendment right to keep the bear arms.
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Cocaine bear?
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"It’s just a scratch…’
“A scratch? Your arm’s off!”
“No it isn’t.”
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