Originally published at: Bear downs 69 cans of soda after breaking into a vehicle | Boing Boing
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I don’t blame it. Artificial sweeteners taste vile.
I’m Wilford Brimley and I’m here to talk to you about diabeartus.
She was quite clear that they were cans of pop.
She should have told him Ranger Smith was coming.
Caffeine Bear.
Coca-Cola Bear disappointed to discover that Coke hasn’t had cocaine in it since 1903.
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The beagle! When I was a kid had one about that size that regularly put the run on bears. The otherworldly howling I think, plus attitude. Not that I would recommend turning it loose on a bear, but just howling from the balcony might have done it Looks like she got away with little damage, though. Not sure the bear didn’t fare worse with all that sugar.
This wins the internet today. Great effort, everyone. See you all tomorrow.
Unsettling!
Almost as unsettling as a diabetus diagnosis.
All together now:
68 cans of Coke in the bear
68 cans of Coke…
Bang one around, guzzle it down,
69 cans of Coke in the bear…
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