Originally published at: Bear insists on entering a bakery, eats 60 stolen cupcakes outside the premises (video) | Boing Boing
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Why does the bear appear to have a white muzzle (icing?) and be wearing a collar?
Maybe he’s a recidivist bear. If he’s known for being a nuisance to humans, he might be in big trouble.
Bears have funny feet
Theft by snacking.
The study of which is Criminomnomnomology.
Likely some sort of tracking collar.
Grizzly bear goes into a bar.
Barman says, “What’ll you have?”
Bear says, “I’ll have a, um… draught beer, please.”
Barman says, “Sure; but why the big pause?”
I feel old now…
We’re not old; it is just that the world has got younger.
Right, so it’s done this before. Somebody wasn’t paying attention when the judge set out bail conditions…
The condemned ate a hearty meal before being out down. This is one delightful creature that is about to be euthanized. He or she is a clear and present danger to the general public.
Cocaine, probably.
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