Because F#CK you, metric system!

7.62 meters, which converts neatly to US units

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But how many SUVs?

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American SUVs or European SUVs?

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There are minimum sizes for car slots per § 125 SBauVO (the smallest possible combination considering all relevant parameters is 2.45 x 5.00 m), but no minimum sizes for houses as such. A local, legally binding land-use plan1) can stipulate a minimum size - those usually stipulate a maximum footprint for buildings, though.

1) In accordance with §§ 8-10a and §§29, 30 BauGB, obviously.

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And so, it began.

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“Act your age, not your shoe size” is another one.

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My shoe size is 47. Close enough… :man_shrugging:

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pirates, you say?

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https://thetyee.ca/News/2024/08/02/After-Massive-Landslide-Threat-Flash-Floods/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=editorial

About 200 cubic metres of water — the equivalent of roughly 2,500 full bathtubs — would normally be passing through the canyon every second, according to the province.

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Canadian bathtubs appear to be smaller than European bathtubs?

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Or the author doesn’t have teenagers at home. :thinking:

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James Patterson books? Home Depot skeletons, @jaded? No, the proper metric here is corgis…

We’ll do anything to avoid the metric system.

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Obviously. But how does a butt of it relate to butts of other sizes?
The above told us the difference between barrels of ale and beer but we are at sea to what butt loads of sherry and sack are.

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