Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/12/21/beer-thief-gets-stuck-on-fence.html
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I feel like we are missing the footage where he consumed copious amounts prior to heading to the fence.
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They told him that he had to find a fence to handle stolen goods. He got stuck on that part.
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I see he performed the ‘partridge manoeuvre’ to get out of his predicament.
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Videos that end too early
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KEG STAND!!!
and extra words to be a ‘complete sentence’
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At least there’s a happy ending:
Having hung there for a few hours, he is set free by an unwitting passing car before making off on his bike.
A beer please. And could you slide over that bowl of whimsy? Thanks.
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Stout lager-than-life fellow hops fence to pilfer pilsner. Gets nailed on porter. Impaled. Failed. Now bitter.
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Am I the only one who read headline as beef thief?
Beef thief is my new pornogrind noise band name now hahaha
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And if the neighbors complain about the noise, the news headline will read “Neighbors give Beef Thief grief.”
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I’ve got a different take on the ending of this story from the Daily Mail in the UK. He actually got stuck twice! He managed to steal some Monster Energy Drink the first time then went back for the beer. When he got caught on the entry fence and not the wall he couldn’t get off and passersby called the Police.
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