Beethoven, but EPIC

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/05/10/beethoven-but-epic.html

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Self reply Rick van der Linden rocks even with a grand piano.

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:angry: Beethoven does not need to be improved. Not even by “Epic Music World.”

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Beethoven butt epic.

I thought we covered this years ago:

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But… but… Beethoven is already epic!

I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise!

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Here’s the do-it-yourself version:


https://inception.davepedu.com/

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Beethoven can perfectly well be epic on his own, thank you very much.

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There was a great Radiolab episode about Beethoven. Late in life, he got a metronome, and went back and marked all his symphonies with insanely fast tempos–impossible, crazy speed. No-one is quite sure what he was up to…

https://www.wnycstudios.org/story/269783-speedy-beet/

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I was about to write that.
Beethoven is epic.
Fucking PERIOD.
´Nuff said.

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Fuckin’ epic.

Roll over, Beethoven - and tell Tchaikovsky the news

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This kind of reminds me of the YouTube comments regarding how certain musicians’ (ex: Led Zeppelin) versions (uncredited, of course) of early blues music are so, so much better than the original versions created by said blues artists. What these fan-boy appropriationists don’t get is that if these early blues artists didn’t exist, those ‘certain musicians’ would have had much less or nothing to offer.

PS: Listen to Prokofiev straight.

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Imagine Michael Jordan, but good at basketball. Or perhaps if Shakespeare could write a good play.

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Oh how could I forget? DISCO BEETHOVEN!

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Oh, I could think of a few ways.

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I’ll take my LVB straight, no chaser. This shit is boring beyond belief.

At some point, some crustacean prehistory scholar will, ummm, unwater a recording of this, transcribe it and describe the soft-shell culture as “worth to have been wiped out”.

Been done, and better…