Originally published at: Behold the Arizona Cardinals' cotton candy burrito! - Boing Boing
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My teeth hurt from just looking at the picture.
I have a small sweet tooth, but that mess just looks like a sticky, high fructose, over-processed accident just waiting to spill all over your hands and clothes.
Via Jennifer Sandlin…
This looks gross.
Generally, tacos and burritos and dessert don’t mix. The only allowable exception is the legendary ChocoTaco. Accept no substitutes.
The pediatrician in me says, “Please, do not do this thing.”
The parent in me says, “Oh, hell no, you will not!”
But the little kid in me is just a little curious, gotta admit…
Do they serve it with premixed suicide soda?
Just looking at the picture makes my pancreas hurt.
Incredibly awful food and baseball stadiums seem to go together; the Arizona Cardinals have announced a cotton candy burrito.
You’re not wrong, but the Arizona Cardinals are not, in fact, a baseball team.
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