Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/07/13/hatton-gardens-with-millennial.html
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Tragic that they weren’t caught trying to buy a Ferrari with it.
From a Ferrari vending machine
Bruce Wayne would like to express his gratitude to the Berlin police.
At 3.9 million it sure ain’t pocket change.
Is it considered a Looney or a Tooney?
A Milliooney?
A Granny?
So, where do you suppose Trump is hiding it?
Wait, it’s only a million Canadian dollars?
Guinness Book of World Records named it the world's largest coin,
Maybe the biggest metal coin, but Rai stones are bigger.
Surely manhole cover sized. It’s not a long cylinder.
A manhole COVER isn’t a cylinder, well its a very thin one.
The manhole itself is a cylinder shaped hole.
It’s a thing, apparently (although not Ferrari) - I don’t know if you were aware of them or not, but I sure wasn’t!
But the slot is at the top and you have to lug your Milliooney up there.
It looks like a case for your Hot Wheels when you were a kid.
You’re totally right!
You give me a “Milooney”, and I’ll lug it across the Mojave if I have to!
Keep the change.
Btw, an easy movie script here.