Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/03/big-bird-put-through-a-lie-det.html
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“The polygraph itself is real”…
Correction: The polygraph itself is certifiable fraud.
I’m fairly certain Muppets don’t have a galvanic skin response.
Caroll Spinney must have a right shoulder like a point guard.
Finally! Proof that Snuffalupagus is real!
The polygraph is real. It’s the results that are worthless pseudoscience.
But, like, is anything real, man? Reality could all just be a figment of the imagination of a long-dead conglomeration of cyborg alien super-computer mother brains.
or turtles all the way down
I think the nature of reality has been up for debate ever since that time Big Bird’s friends finally found out that Mr. Snuffleupagus wasn’t just a figment of Big Bird’s imagination.
I’m told we have top men working on that.
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