Originally published at: U.S. government agency reassures America that birds are real | Boing Boing
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Birds are real, but there’s still no such thing as a fish - right?
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Sure, that’s what the Deep State wants us to believe! Wake up, Peeps-le!
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Brazen lies. Just look at the logo, it’s a “bird” in a “bird,” Yo Dawg!?
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I don’t care what you’ve been Heron. It’s a Cardinal truth that birds are real. But you know these conspiracy theorists, give them a Finch and they’ll take a mile.
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That’s a very silly Twitter thread. I hope the pot luck goes well.
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Oh I so hope the USCPSC is right! 
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Hmmph! You can tell by how that’s spelled that THEY’RE not real birds.
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We’re working on it.Give the world’s fishing fleets a few more decades and you’ll be right.
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They work for Big Bird.
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And his shadow government lead by Mr. Snuffleupagus!
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The US Product Safety Commission? Well that just supports the theory that birds are gov’t drones. I might have believed them more if the maybe the Fish and Wildlife Service said something.
Or is that the joke?
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Some history for those who don’t get the joke:
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oh dear. am i always the bearer of bad news?
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The calendar says 2022. Soylent Green is people.
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I don’t see people checking bird roadkill for all the gears, batteries and whatnot to try to prove they aren’t real. The pigeon that hit my brother’s motorcycle handlebars at 70mph was certainly real, the blood and feathers that splattered him and the bike was empirical proof of that.
Nor do conspiracy theorists look at any of the empirical evidence that the Earth is a spheroid, covid is real, etc. Thats the point
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So you didn’t check its blood cells for a corporate logo?
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