Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/12/birds-arent-real.html
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Nice try, Deep State, but you ain’t foolin’ me. I know it’s actually hornets that aren’t real.
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Oh shit! Is the gubmint gonna come after my cats?!? They take down birds erm… drones at least once a month!
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As a biologist with a systematics background and some cladist training, I can tell you that birds really aren’t real.
But no-one IRL is listening to scientists anyway, so why botber.
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Didn’t the Flat Earth movement start as a joke?
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Damn, this one is great:
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Oh, like Q-anon?
I guess hope with birds anyone who actually came to believe the parody and started killing birds would quickly figure out that the bloody mess on the ground wasn’t actually a mechanical drone.
Of course some people still believe in Pizzagate, despite the absence of a basement in Comet Ping Pong.
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Yours isn’t the only one. Cats kill around 2 billion birds a year.
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False flag. Don’t be duped. If you knew the science, maybe I’d listen to a word you’re saying. Birds cause autism.
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But how many humans are then
- saved from being murdered by birds, and
- offered food at their feet that they didn’t want?
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And untold field mice, at least in our location, in the middle of many acres of hay fields.
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Countdown begins until Alex Jones starts talking about this on Infowars.
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Calm down, my sweet avatar. Calm down.
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Nothing is real, and nothing to get hung about.
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We just don’t know.
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