Deep inside I know it’s the Insect Illuminati pouring gasoline on the Dino-Mammal cold wars.
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We just don’t know.
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Now I’m trying to figure out why the government sent their drone to shit on my hotdog after I’d only taken one bite. Is this about ObamaCare?
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And it goes deeper. Now, if normal people observe, “Hey they don’t look like birds to me.” The “scientist” condescendingly responds, “Well of course not, idiot. They’re really dinosaurs that survived extinction. Everyone knows that.” You see how it works?
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Unfortunately, I don’t think a parody conspiracy theory can be created that not one idiot would believe. There will always be someone, somewhere, who will be stupid enough to buy into it…
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That wasn’t shit, it was just a dropped packet.
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… avians real for-e-ver.
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And as part of this conspiracy, they even have David Attenbruh narrating footage of these obvious not-birds:
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WAIT A MINUTE
how do we know Cory Doctorow is not a government surveillance drone 
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Oh so you’re saying it thought I took a byte.
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When the government surveillance drones follow the trawler, it’s because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
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Strong therapod role models.
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This bird definitely isn’t real:
It has clearly been declared as a float.
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All I can say is I see 'em every day, never seen Finland…
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If it’s not real then there is possibly a British secret agent lurking under it.
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Hornets are real and were made by Honda.
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dinos are roaming the earth again!
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I don’t buy it.
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