Birds Aren't Real

Exactly this:

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How can you all not see it?
This is clearly a government disinformation campaign meant to make us laugh at the notion that birds could be drones so that the government can fool us with bird-like drones.
(Whoa, almost convinced myself there…)

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Thanks, birds. Thirds.

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What do you mean, again?

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Smarter bird:

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Fake frigging birds!

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Perfect!!!

She’s got a pretty funny podcast called “Creature Feature” that’s worth a listen to.

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I think I know that guy, albeit only tangentially thank god.

Nah, they cause cancer. Oh, wait, that was wind turbines. My bad.

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and yet: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49692534

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Sounds crazy, given its universal panning, but I thought this was the best performance by Johnny Depp I’d seen in a long time, maybe since Gilbert Grape. The rest of the movie was pretty forgettable.

Birds make footprints, and live alongside humans. Dinosaurs made footprints. Therefore, dinosaurs lived alongside humans. It was in my evolution textbook, when I got my degree…in Science! from Oral Roberts University on the internet.

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Johnny Depp isn’t real

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