Bill criminalizing anal and oral sex passes Michigan Senate


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And yet lead poisoning your citizens is perfectly fine.

“Late Stage Capitalism”


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Property prices in Michigan are making more sense now.


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I’m waiting for the supporting billboard campaign along Michigan highways…

“You have a mighty fine state here. Don’t blow it.”


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It sounds like it was already criminalized, and they just failed to change it.


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Or they could tie it to a radical concept known as “consent”.

That protects animals from abuse, and human freedoms from denial by bad law.


#9

That’s like 2 of my three favorite things!

Guess I won’t be going back to Michigan, even though I wanted to do a rock hunt around Duluth sometime.

Oops - wrong state. NVM.


#10

It’s another evangelical consevative cry for grown-up help. They keep running out of not-problems they can conspicuously not-solve.

Try solving an actual problem, evangelicals: Prevent negligent poisoning of kids’ drinking water.


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Judging by the fact that the supporters are shown together, they don’t have a problem with dicks and assholes being publicly seen in close proximity.


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This is one of those cases I almost feel for the legislator. He knows what should be done, understands the laws and requirements… But his understanding of his co-workers trumps everything and this is what he is forced to do.


#13

He’s not forced to do anything. He’s simply a moralizing coward.


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I’d blame autocorrect.


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So these clowns are saying they never got a knobber from their wife/girlfriend/boyfriend?

Poor bastages.


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I think anyone that has anal sex with all of mankind might be crossing the line a bit.


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also in the text it says oral and anal sex which is actually the correct order (ask your dentist.) so I don’t understand the criminalization, The anal followed by oral can be a health issue if proper care isn’t taken people, don’t be taken in by the lies of big porn.


#18

Simple: prayer! Problem solved. Now it’s just baby jesus’ will.

Can we redefine sodomy for legal purposes to mean “intercourse of any form with a state Senator”?


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By making it (or I guess keeping it) illegal, they are only trying to make it fun and exciting again.

“C’mon, honey, let’s be dangerous, and break the rules!”


#20

Someone was probably worried about all those guys with lead in their pencils.

heyoooooo!