Billionaire "centrist" Howard Schultz tweets column calling Elizabeth Warren "Fauxcahontas"

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/01/31/moronic-centrist-candidate-how.html

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Jesus, this is going to be a long election season…

100-bellamy-oh-okay

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As the mathematicians say, Q.E.D.

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We’ve already had one ‘rich’ asshole businessman as president, and it’s working out horribly.

Dude can go kick rocks, barefoot.

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I lived in Seattle a long time.
Starbucks won the coffee war through ruthlessness.

And… their product sucks.

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What a dumbass ass.
Does he think deleting that Tweet
Matters??
He just sunk his own ship.
Watch for this headline:
“Due to family commitments, Howie is
withdrawing his name from the race…”

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I tried it once
the one time I visited a Casino.
I remember thinking,
wtf is the Big Deal?
I’ll stick to my locally owned coffee shop.
Thanks anyway

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His Indian name would be Howard Small Berries.

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What a great way to re-elect Trump! Go Howard! /s

(where is @modusoperandi when we need them?)

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You think he’d be able to pull off Dem votes and not just votes from the GOP?

On Kinja, the last time I checked.

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I guess that could be the whole point (if I’m feeling conspiratorial…), to get Trump re-elected by splitting the vote for people who are disgusted with Trump but are having a hard time voting for a democratic candidate…?

I think he hangs out around Jezebel/i09/avclub, etc… at least I’ve seen an account there that has that name and the avatar they used. Or what @Melz2 said!

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All she did was repeat the story her mother told her that she had some native american ancestry a few generations back. She took the test and found out her mother was right. Why the media failed to vindicate her is beyond me.

Schultz calls Harris shrill. We call him a shill.

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Yeah that’s right. I was surprised (and please) to see them there – and actually recognize someone across the intertubes.

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It’s been twenty years, but I still hold a grudge against them for destroying our local chain, the Coffee Connection.

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I don’t know, but it sure scares the hell out of me.

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I keep hoping 45’s health will implode between now and the next election.

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Old rich white dudes are the voice of the people. AMIRITE?!

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Wouldn’t that be. Just the absolute fucking best?!?

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I’d love to see this guy run for city council in Seattle. Because he has not fucking clue what he is doing … thus in typical rich white guy fashion he mimics the guy most like him that is most in charge.

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I’m not voting for Trump and I’m not voting for anyone the Dems are going to put up. I usually toss my vote into the Libertarian scrap pile. Not keen on this guy, but every year keeps getting stupidier, so why not?