Breaking: Michael Bloomberg re-enters Presidential race

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/07/breaking-michael-bloomberg-re.html

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Nonononononononononononononono. No. Hell no. Fuck no. NO

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Oh goody, another 70something Manhattan billionaire.

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On the plus side, Elizabeth Warren is really scaring the beejuzus out of billionaires.

But really, Mike, don’t “help”. We already have enough also-rans hanging in there wasting our time, including another billionaire.

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I’m fine with this as long as Mike splits Joe’s primary voters and the rest of us go for Warren or Sanders en masse.

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Dear Mike, remember how you were going to work on advocating for gun control and reducing gun violence? Do that. I am sure any democrat elected will be happy to have your help on that.

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Imagine having such a sense of entitlement that you were able to convince yourself that you were the best possible candidate for the Democratic Party nomination even though you spent almost the entirety of the George W. Bush administration as a registered Republican and only became a Democrat in 2018.

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Worked for Trump…

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Feeling a little like the panicked guy in the background…

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Do. Not. Want.

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Whew!

I was worried that we didn’t have enough billionaires to choose from. Now there’s two Republican billionaires in the race.

America- fucking A!

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Alright 6:13 PM November 7, 2019. I’m calling it, America is over.

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Just remember if you’re watching Morning Joke tomorrow- perennial guest Steve Rattner manages Bloomberg’s money - all his kvetching over Warren was planned.

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(because it can’t be emphasized enough)

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Hey, at least it’s not a 3rd party run, right?

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Piss off Bloomberg, in the meantime take a number…

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Any well funded DNC candidate that fails in the primaries should switch over as a 3rd party run. Divide the vote as many ways as we can, because if Hillary can’t be President then NOBODY can.

Is that for my avocado bagels?

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