Breaking: Michael Bloomberg re-enters Presidential race

Yes, we don’t believe in unitaskers

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Millennials want a boomer?

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Look, America.

I know you’re competitive by nature. That’s fine.
But the correct reaction to the unmitigated clusterfuck that is the UK general election is not “Hold my beer and watch this.”

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He’s older than Biden even

Honestly, Joe started at a disadvantage. He’s been fumbling with his words his whole life. It was cute, even “authentic” when he was younger, but now it feeds into a bad stereotype about old people.

But if the choice is between Biden, Bloomberg, and the asteroid …

  • JOE BIDEN
  • MICHAEL BLOOMBERG
  • GIANT METEOR

0 voters

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Why%20Conan

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If only Bernie and Liz could fuse together, Steven-Universe-gem-style, this BS would be over in a minute. Or maybe Bernie could reveal himself more fully, in his true glory?

(Apologies for sometimes dragging Warren on the BBS. Looks like it’s time to bury our differences and end these rich bastards’ stranglehold on our politics.)

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christ what an asshole

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He was talking about it in 2007

It’s totally something he would do

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He’s been saying that if Biden can’t make it he’d jump back in for months now. Are the billionaires convinced Biden is damaged goods? Has trump’s evil smear campaign worked?

Fuck

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If you are easily offended, please don’t look (seriously):

He’ll perform very poorly in the first primary and then run home and sob into Ben Shapiro’s cum rag.

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Eat the rich.

(EOM)

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At least this.
if he was going to form a new party and pull a Perot then we’ve got Trump 2020.

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tenor

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Nobody outside the Limbaugh/Murdoch bubble pays any attention to that Ukraine bullshit, but Biden is not a great candidate. He’s never had much going for him besides seniority and name recognition.

ALSO: Giant Meteor is doing really well this year

meteor

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It sure is looking good these days, that giant meteor.

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He’s always been a blow hard and always will be a blow hard. CSPAN doesn’t lie! (if anybody ever watched CSPAN when he was a Senator)

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then again, if ever there was a year that should have died in a fire, it was 2016

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These things take time, be patient. Remember Rome wasn’t destroyed in a day.

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I like Meteors stance on the deficit. And he looks like he’d be fun to have a beer with.

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That settles it then, I’m in.

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