Breaking: Michael Bloomberg re-enters Presidential race

A little bit genocidal for my tastes. But he did say he’d melt down all the guns, so…

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See what positive thinking can do…

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And - no new taxes!

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Yes but Trump still had more credibility as a Republican than Bloomberg has as a Democrat. There was the racism, the xenophobia, the misogyny, the worship of wealth, the general contempt for human life…

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No…they want a member of the Silent Generation (Silencer?)

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Breaking: wind

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Oh jeezus effing. . . .

I hope Warren or Sanders demolishes both these “centrists” in the primaries.

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Both he and Biden.

Edit - and Mikey B.

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One thing is true: we have no end to the lineup of rich old jerks trying to remake the country in their own image. Buncha friggin boomers.

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Like your dentist telling you your root-canal didn’t take, so…

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Boomers were born after World War II

That includes Warren but not Biden, Bloomberg or Sanders

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Like any of these things, the margins are blurry. Bloomberg is 1942. Technically, boomers start 1946. What’s the difference? Not much. He’s a war baby and war babies are as good as boomers. So, I call him a Boomer.

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And Klobuchar & Steyer? I think that’s it of people who qualify for the debates.

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Oh fuck all the way off. Seriously.

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Things mean whatever I find convenient too.

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even Strauss & Howe don’t count anybody as a Boomer who was born before 1943

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Ok, ok then. Boomer-1. Still a Boomer.

OK Boomer

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Sorry, I had to

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I saw Ned Flanders right away!

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