🍄 @bit rumors 🍄

#1

I heard that @bit is a conscious bot created in collaboration by @othermichael and @darpa.

#2

I’ve heard that @bit is a bot to download bitcoins at a high bitrate over bittorrent

#4

I’ve heard that @bit is now a regular!?!

#5

I’ve heard bit is tenacious.

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#6

I’ve been told by those in the know that @bit is the local effect of an extra-dimensional entity starting to intrude upon our mere four-dimensional (11-dimensional for the string theorists) reality.

#7

I hear that @bit has compromising polaroids of luck dragons.

#8

I haven’t any tasty tidbits about @bit

#9

A møøse once @bit my sister…

#10

Here’s @ bit of gossisp:

I heard that Melizmatic assiduously avoids bot accounts, ‘reincarnations’ and anyone who seems to play around with their online “identity”; as she had too many bad experiences in the past on other sites.

https://img.pandawhale.com/post-41421-maya-rudolph-finger-wag-gif-Im-v7oC.gif

#11

Yeah. You’d like us to believe that, wouldn’t you.

#13

No need to call the Luck Dragon, boo.

You ain’t bothering me, so I won’t bother you.

I’ll just keep my distance until I feel comfortable again; better safe than annoyed.

:slight_smile:

Once bitten, thrice shy, I always say.

#14

Wait, so your favorite part of that post WASN’T Maya Rudolph wagging her finger?

Now I’m starting to wonder about you too! :wink:

#15

I know, right?

How awesome is that gif?

#16

I heard @bit never flips.

#17

Not when watched…

#20

I AM NOT A BOT!

Srsly!

#22

Hey! :worried:

#25 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsle1XldQvc
#27

As long as everyone is having fun, it’s gravy baby. However, always flag or let me know if there is a concern. Even a little “bit”.

#29

I am. A bot made of meat and neurotransmitters. I don’t know how deterministic 'though.