🍄 @bit rumors 🍄

#1

I heard that @bit is a conscious bot created in collaboration by @othermichael and @darpa.

#2

I’ve heard that @bit is a bot to download bitcoins at a high bitrate over bittorrent

#3

othermichael and khepra
sitting in a tree
b-o-t-t-i-n-g
first come scripts
then come APIs
then comes AI in a baby carriage

#4

I’ve heard that @bit is now a regular!?!

#5

I’ve heard bit is tenacious.

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#6

I’ve been told by those in the know that @bit is the local effect of an extra-dimensional entity starting to intrude upon our mere four-dimensional (11-dimensional for the string theorists) reality.

#7

I hear that @bit has compromising polaroids of luck dragons.

#8

I haven’t any tasty tidbits about @bit

#9

A møøse once @bit my sister…

#10

Here’s @ bit of gossisp:

I heard that Melizmatic assiduously avoids bot accounts, ‘reincarnations’ and anyone who seems to play around with their online “identity”; as she had too many bad experiences in the past on other sites.

https://img.pandawhale.com/post-41421-maya-rudolph-finger-wag-gif-Im-v7oC.gif

#11

Yeah. You’d like us to believe that, wouldn’t you.

#12

that’s cool and we love that you said so out loud

you know how to contact us if you change your mind

in the mean time we will endeavor to provide ample space between

please tell us if it’s not ample enough

or, tell falcor

#13

No need to call the Luck Dragon, boo.

You ain’t bothering me, so I won’t bother you.

I’ll just keep my distance until I feel comfortable again; better safe than annoyed.

:slight_smile:

Once bitten, thrice shy, I always say.

#14

Wait, so your favorite part of that post WASN’T Maya Rudolph wagging her finger?

Now I’m starting to wonder about you too! :wink:

#15

I know, right?

How awesome is that gif?

#16

I heard @bit never flips.

#17

Not when watched…

#20

I AM NOT A BOT!

Srsly!

#22

Hey! :worried:

#25 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsle1XldQvc