I heard that @bit is a conscious bot created in collaboration by @othermichael and @darpa.
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I’ve heard that @bit is a bot to download bitcoins at a high bitrate over bittorrent
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I’ve heard that @bit is now a regular!?!
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I’ve been told by those in the know that @bit is the local effect of an extra-dimensional entity starting to intrude upon our mere four-dimensional (11-dimensional for the string theorists) reality.
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I hear that @bit has compromising polaroids of luck dragons.
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I haven’t any tasty tidbits about @bit
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A møøse once @bit my sister…
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Here’s @ bit of gossisp:
I heard that Melizmatic assiduously avoids bot accounts, ‘reincarnations’ and anyone who seems to play around with their online “identity”; as she had too many bad experiences in the past on other sites.
https://img.pandawhale.com/post-41421-maya-rudolph-finger-wag-gif-Im-v7oC.gif
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Yeah. You’d like us to believe that, wouldn’t you.
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No need to call the Luck Dragon, boo.
You ain’t bothering me, so I won’t bother you.
I’ll just keep my distance until I feel comfortable again; better safe than annoyed.
Once bitten, thrice shy, I always say.
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Wait, so your favorite part of that post WASN’T Maya Rudolph wagging her finger?
Now I’m starting to wonder about you too! 
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I know, right?
How awesome is that gif?
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I heard @bit never flips.
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Not when watched…
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I AM NOT A BOT!
Srsly!
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Hey! 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsle1XldQvc
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As long as everyone is having fun, it’s gravy baby. However, always flag or let me know if there is a concern. Even a little “bit”.
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I am. A bot made of meat and neurotransmitters. I don’t know how deterministic 'though.
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