Bizarre alien embryo found on sidewalk after rainstorm

Isn’t it the very beginning of the 1978 version of Body Snatchers?

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No, it’s a land octopus!

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There’s probably lakes and rivers in Texarcana at least. Those look like freshwater fish.

@mallyboon I looked up where the blob thingy fell (Marrickville), and it’s less than 3 miles from the ocean. “Nowhere near” is pretty subjective I guess. 3 miles is a good long way for flying fish, but to be honest I don’t know the average range of a seafood rain. I guess the Cooks River is a tidal estuary fed by freshwater creeks, so that could feasibly get sea life even closer to Marrickville than ~3 miles.

Tadpole

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There’s no need for name calling.

Sad Lilo And Stitch GIF

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We won’t know for sure until we implant it and see how it develops. I’ve got a guy running a phase 4 trial on a new kind of dissolving surgical sponge who owes me a favor; we can probably work something out.

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Best speculate rather than extract a DNA sample and know for sure.

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Except that that’s not true. The west end of Sydney, Australia might not be right on the water’s edge, but it’s close enough for a rain of squid.

Sick squid. That’s all I’ve got.

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Ill give you three bucks for your sick squid.

Frankly i dont know the exchange rate

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Sick squid is usually a bit less than a poorly octopus.

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Banana for scale doesn’t really work in Australia :rofl:

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Seems too deer for a sick squid but I’ll take your doe.

@QuickBrownFox - Just look at this.
Just look at it

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I take it you never saw The Blob. Just look at what happened to The Old Man when he poked the cracked meteorite with a stick. Everything went south from there.

It is a drop bear.

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the time-tested “poke it with a stick” method of scientific inquiry . . .:heart_eyes:

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I mean, there’s something to be said for it, given that it did provide us with a very important bit of datum or two here…

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