And people wonder why I donāt ever answer numbers I donāt recognizeā¦
I sometimes wonder if there are a lot of female dogs named āKarmaā (or indeed āCarmaā, as in this case)
I have a relative named Carma, but sheās not a dog.
No, sheās right. Carma IS a bitch.
I really wonder what all this texting is doing to peopleās brains.
My Dogma.was run over by Carma.
Itās certainly a mental exercise trying to decipher them!
I was wondering if he/she wasnāt talking about karma, but some other woman named āCARMANā, since the text was āCARMA N IS THE REAL BITCHā-- with so much poor spelling and āgrammerā there is a lot of room for interpretation. I probably would have started defending āmy good friend Carmanā, a la āWhy bring Carman into this, she is not a bitch, she happens to be a Coptic nun and and she has never even met Dawn!ā
Yeah the āstroke girlā phrase really creeped me out.
I just hope the person doing all that texting wasnāt driving at the same time. Then again it might explain a few things.
My take is that Dawn, who just suffered a stroke, relayed the wrong phone number to her relative, who is understandably distraught and lashing out haphazardly while trying to juggle logistics around getting Dawn safely home.
Even with the information that was scrubbed out, it seems like it would still be relatively easy for a bored and empathy-challenged group of internet trolls to identify and harass this person, who, while comically presented, seems to have actually had to deal with some shit. Why not continuing scrubbing, a-la [city name, state name] and b______ and T________ ? Maybe Bobbie and Travis are psychopaths, and the caller really has had to deal with a mind-bending web of lies, or vice-versa. The whole thing comes off more mean spirited than funny.
I got a gmail account early and chose my first name, a dot, then my last name for my address. Iāve learned a lot about all the other people with my name. Glad this doesnāt happen with texts.
Hmmm. Are we related? My mother and my cousin are both named Carma, and theyāre the only two Iāve ever heard of with that spelling.
I agree. I thought the timing of the ājokeā was not so funny. The texter seemed to be dealing with a friend or relative (Dawn) who not only had had a stroke, but appeared to have a lot of drama going on around them complicating the situation. Texter seemed to also be part of the drama, IMHO, but I didnāt think it was kind to make fun of her.
Hereās an example of how to do it right:
I dunno, I think she got the right number and this āthebearpokerā is lying! That makes the most sense!
It bothered me too because I thought āstroke girlā was a back-formation from āstroke magazine.ā
My first reaction is to wonder if the person who initiated the text exchange might be suffering from some mental illness (bipolar)? Perhaps not entirely cool to push her buttons.
People apply this same steadfast logic (No way Iām wrong ! Canāt fool me!) to voting. Le sigh.
