It’s tapioca
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That’s still less scary than having Reagan as president, the Satanic Panic, and everybody’s mother having a Readers Digest subscription.
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Based on the comments here, I would change the ingredient to squid ink.
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I would drink pure squid ink before I drink this
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Does it not dawn on anyone who comes up with these concoctions that they use charcoal to pump people’s stomachs when they have food poisoning?
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Don’t have this if you are on birth control or other medications as it will absorb many drugs.
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And anything that a prankster had sprayed with laundry starch or potato.
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There’s something about this that was bothering me, but Incouldn’t put my fingerr on it.
Then it hit me — why didn’t she make black icecubes as well? 
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Including some of the fun ones.
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That’s right. Thanks! My memory just oh look a duck!
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Good question; I’ve been wondering that for a while now.
I want my clothing black, not my food.
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If I knew what I was talking about I would point out that charcoal aDsorbs things, not aBsorbs.
But I don’t.
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BLACK LEMONADE!
“He may be sweet-”
CUT TO: BL(Black Lemonade) making out with all manner of foxy ladies;
“But he can be sour if he needs to be!”
CUT TO: BL dispensing hearty amounts of whoop-ass to a variety of chumps, suckas, honkys and other individuals who didn’t know what time it was.
BLACK LEMONADE!
Coming soon.
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Or you could buy this stuff (with whatever artificial dyes and flavorings it has), and not worry about the effects on any medications you may be taking:
FYI: It’s lightly carbonated, weirdly sour in a vaguely lemony way (but more like they just used citric acid rather than anything directly from a lemon), and is a weird dark grey/black color. Tasty and refreshing if cold enough.
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I’ve tried this mineral water; it’s infused with fulvic acid to make it very black. Tastes like water. A little lemon & sugar and there you go!
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So, when you bought this did the clerk say…
“Good, I can feel your anger. I am defenceless. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!”
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Goths are out of control, I’m afraid!
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