Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/07/super-bowl-bloomberg-and-trum.html
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FYI don’t search big dick contest gifs.
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Great! I can miss the Superbowl and two political ads at the same time!
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Bloomberg is proof that useless, rich, egotistical narcissistic bloviating assholes are not exclusive to the Republican Party.
I wish we could just put them both in a hot air balloon and let them Propel themselves far far away from here, preferably to an uninhabited area, like Fukushima.
That would be nice.
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Seems like that would be an obvious no-brainer.
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Well, I was hoping to find something more innocuous like this:
Only with billionaires. IK long shot right?
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Do you think we can crowdfund an updated version of Class War’s 2015 UK election banner for the Super Bowl ads?
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Most men wish.
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Life in the Dumbest Timeline continues into the 2020s.
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just kidding… 
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Couldn’t this all be done via CCTV between the two of them and just leave the rest of us the hell alone?
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You don’t need a $10 Million ad to do that; he’s one of the thinnest-skinned humans alive. He’s spent decades obsessing over his hand size because he didn’t understand what the phrase “short-fingered vulgarian” means. He picks fights with teenage girls on Twitter. He recently lost it because a Canadian broadcaster cut his minor cameo from their edited-for-television airing of Home Alone 2.
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Then how will I know if I won?
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This is the best reason not to watch the Super Bowl that I’ve seen since I developed my classic “I don’t like football.”
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Because that would never satisfy the only thing enormous about them- their insatiably vacuous egos
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That banner is fairly enraging. The suggestion that Ed Milliband and Nigel Farage are equally deserving of contempt isn’t edgy or hardcore; it’s cretinous to the point of farce. I don’t know what Class War’s agenda is (some kind of class war?), but if their understanding of the existing situation is that close to zero, I doubt their idea of an entirely new society is compellingly rigorous.
(And I say that as someone who’s fairly open to the existing political order being swept away)
ETA having said that, Bloomberg and Turmp are both wankers, particularly in this story. But it would still be an abomination not to vote for Bloomberg if that was the alternative.
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“Say hello to the future of force projection: Robocock!”
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“Dead or alive creep, you’re coming with me!” (sorry, low hanging fruit)
I wonder if trumps will be 90 seconds of monster trucks, burgers, bikinis and drone strike footage.
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Not liking Mikey - but if he can make Donnie waste a lot of money- it could have some utility. He should press his money advantage and buy three ads.
C’mom Mikey - that’s pocket change to you. Buy a ton on Fox News while you’re at it - all negative ads on Donnie.
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