Originally published at: Blow-nado: Hurricane Debby dumps $1 million of cocaine onto Florida beach - Boing Boing
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“Y’know, Dad, it’s been a while since I had a nice long stay at Mar-a-Lago…”
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But it’s only 70 lbs?
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Always stay off the beaches during the coke surge stage of a hurricane.
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Contributed by Allan Rose Hill
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A week is probably more than he usually stays there.
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Which beach, though? You know, so I can avoid this place.
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Obligatory - “A beach goer first spotted the 90 pounds of cocaine about a half hour before alerting police. The caller then directed officers to the 80 pounds of Bolivian Marching Powder located near a rock outcropping. Customs and Border Protection has since secured the 70 pounds of contraband and re-opened the beach.”
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I found a bale-and I mean an actual hay bale sized bundle of cannabis-washed ashore in the gulf back in the 80’s. I thought it was my lucky day, but it turns out that saltwater and smoking greenery do not mingle well.
So it goes!
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