I hate “mobility.”
I’m not sure I understand your point.
Most people who use mobile devices want to be able to push buttons, links, navigate, enter text, etc. with their fingers easily and accurately on websites. If developers don’t bother with offering that kind of usability, it’s an exercise in frustration. Most people who use mobile devices want content (text and images) to fit their device properly, that often doesn’t happen without proper development of mobile versions of a website.
Why would you hate something that makes content more usable and readable on your mobile device? I mean, sure, you can pick out bad examples of poor mobile development, but one can do that with anything.
There are sites that think my ipad is sufficiently mobile that it needs a dumbed down, slicked up interface
Well, those are shit sites then. There’s no technical reason in 2014 to dumb down an interface for mobile unless it’s a tiny, low-res phone. When a mobile version of a website is done correctly, the tablet or phablet version is just as functional as the non-mobile version (if not more so since mobile can more often take advantage of things like touch, swipes, movement, etc.).
Of course, the phone version is going to usually have a simplified version, but that’s just the reality of dealing with such a small screen. And, a good site (arstechnica.com for example) will even offer the full site to smartphones if one chooses as well and one can switch back and forth depending on user setup, preferences, etc.
There are DRMed videos that think that they’re too good to be played on mobile devices. I hate “mobility.”
That’s why I use Android for most of my mobile browsing. You can install Flash on them and play finicky videos in Firefox. I wish Flash would die sooner, but until it’s six feet underground and rotting, there’s workarounds for crappy DRMed Flash videos. Here’s how to view Flash videos on the iPad:
What Was Flash & What Happened to It??
http://www.ehow.com/video_12306052_flash-ipad.html?
Unfortunately, as far as I know there’s no free option on iOS (just paid and trialware). But, that’s one of many reasons why I prefer Android over iOS for mobile web browsing.
(Onswipe)
You’re naming the worst of the worst by many people’s standards. For every shitty Onswipe site, I can show you many more website development travesties that have nothing to do with mobile. Bad development in extreme cases shouldn’t blanket everyone else.
that’s liable to crash safari.
No website crashes my browsers on Android, but then again, I mostly use Firefox on it. Sounds like an Apple iOS Safari issue with your particular setup to me.
Overall, sounds like you’re more frustrated with your particular mobile device and specific, shitty websites you go to than with actual mobile-friendly websites that are properly developed.
I’ve found that arstechnica.com looks great on my iPad, iPhone and Android tablet and I’m thankful that they take mobile seriously (as they should in 2014, for Christ’s sake). And, if one finds anything lacking, they can always just go to the bottom of the website and choose “full site” if they’re not happy with the mobile phone version, etc. I just wish that Boing Boing would get with the program a bit better on this bbs instead of fitzing around fixing something that’s not broken on the website.