Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/10/23/bon-jovi-to-campaign-with-joe-biden.html
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For Jon Bon Jovi, it’s personal
The stories involving that hideous man are so damn bizarre and sooo god damn endless…
I’m not into his music, but I gotta love his politics. And his commitment.
Someone should write a book of short stories about this jack-hole. Half of them need to be true and off-the-board crazy, the other half need to be false and just plausible to fall into category #1. Then there’s a cited appendix showing which ones are false and which ones are true.
If half of the stories need to be false, wouldn’t that limit to total number of stories to, like, 20 or so?
Everyone has a new album this year!
As a songwriter, this line absolutely baffles me.
How so?
For myself and many songwriters I know, “planning” isn’t a good way to describe the process.
Sure there are times when we may say “oh I need to write a song about X at some point” and eventually do so, and I know that there are some people who do write in a very workman like manner.
In my experience, even when time is set aside for writing, the end result is sort of a creative surprise; the product of a journey into that place where the music lives unseen until I can give it form.
Short story long, it struck me as an odd phrase.
Whoa-oh, sniffin’ on some hair
It’s good to have a hair band in your pocket…erm(?)…
Oh, he’s a fascist, I swear.
Ohoh, the orange with hair.
(Somebody else do something better.)
Bon Jovi also campaigned for Matt Santos.
I was hoping that by now Joe is more than half way there. But glad to see this, livin’ on a prayer.
Joe, he might be a square.
Joe oh, but his policies are fare.
My halfway there joke was going to be:
“Please God tell me we are more than half way there.”
Just vote right now, we’ll make it I swear,
Joe and Kamala’s the pair!
How 'bout “You give Gov a bad name!”