#BowlingGreenMassacre is Trump spokesliar Kellyanne Conway's latest 'alternative fact'

“Not talking to you captain.”

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“I listen to all different kinds of music, but I only HEAR Flipper.”

I think she had prepared to allude to a POSSIBLE Bowling Green Massacre. Then between fatigue and whatever she slipped. I mean, she must be exhausted.

It’s based of of the Colorado Kid and it does get a bit batshit but I enjoyed it.

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But, a couple of what?

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Happy mutants?

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The weird thing is that “Obama did it, why’s it so wrong when I did it?” implies that they’re trying to do things the same way as the guy that they say was a horrible president.

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Swamp Thing was Wes Craven, not Carpenter. You may be thinking of The Thing, but IMHO Prince Of Darkness fits better.

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#That’s what they want you to believe!

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Which is no more accurate than “massacre.” Asymmetric warfare defending one’s homeland against invading foreign military forces is not “terrorism.”

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The former Canadian government went through a phase where they claimed that unreported crime was getting out of hand and so we needed more tough-on-crime legislation.

So if the administration is sufficiently shameless (check!), and they have some kind of axe to grind (check!), then yes, it’s the sort of thing that could happen…

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One word:

Surreal.

Liars abound.

P.S. Truth works.

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And typography was just in the wrong place at the wrong time that day.

O, we hardly knew you!

To me she actually looks a bit ill, and tired, and older than she’s trying to look. I’ve seen a few other women like that, working the streets. [I’m not making any suggestion other than that she doesn’t actually seem to enjoy working for Trump very much.]

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You’re arguing facts in a sentence about Fox News? Well there’s your first mistake. :wink:

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Good point, well made. :wink:

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Huh. All of my girlfriends were Canadian.

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I didn’t lie about a massacre in bowling green by Iraqi terrorists, I lied about the media not covering that terrorists were caught in bowling green!

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If she doesn’t like being mocked and is going to keep working for Trump she’s in for a rough time.

Terrorists was a big enough stretch anyway for an FBI sting operation.

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