Boxed wine packaged with Cheez-It crackers as a "pairing"

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/23/boxed-wine-packaged-with-cheez.html

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Stay%20Classy

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Marshal’s Winery in WA serves Cheetos with their tastings, has been for quite some time now.

Sadly, I’ve heard that their wine has taken a downturn in recent years, as the owner is trying to keep the local bar and RV park afloat.

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This has got to be the trashiest thing I’ve ever seen.

…but I also desperately want to try this, just to say that I did.

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I’m seeing a trend

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dammit Becky. No! bad Becky.

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Cheez-Its Saves!

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Suffice it to say, not real wine either.

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Ah yes, you may laugh but nothing goes better with a nice glass of Chateau Boite or Chateau Spigot than a bag of Hawkins Cheezies.

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If only there was a comedian with a catchphrase that could adequately describe how I feel about this…

o wait

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Huh. I’ll have to change up my usual pairing of Funtuna and Schlitz

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Throw in a condom and call it a Friday Night Party Pack.

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A Cheese Nips fan, myself.

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I mean… sure. Why not?

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dVDJiez

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I know of a man that would like to challenge that statement! lol
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I wouldn’t kick it out’a bed for eating crackers.

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I really think it should be a triad – House Wine, Cheez-Its, and Maalox.

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I often hear about cool or interesting new products on Boing Boing. This is something other than that.

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“So, like, cheese and crackers and wine is real classy, right? So waddif, waddif we make da wine out of cheezits? Three birds, one brick, ya know?”

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