Originally published at: Brazilian president hospitalized for 10 days of hiccups | Boing Boing
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Oh no!
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Quickly dry swallow one teaspoon of sugar. Works literally every time.
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I’ve found that a swift hard kick to the balls works to cure hiccups in most right-wing fuckwit dictators.
Worth a try, anyway.
@Mercenary_Garage That cover was nauseatingly repetitive but the video sucked me in.
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Holy hiccups, Batman!
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Everyone has a hiccup cure. Let’s try them all!
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Well done Antifa.
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Yeah! That!!
(And waits for @FGD135 to post a ‘try all the hiccup cures’ image in 3… 2…1…)
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I mean, hiccups? Really? Does everyone buy that?
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No sympathy. He’s a monster. He WON’T allow vaccinations, instead insisting on quackery. I suspect that he wants the Brazilian people to die, to “Reduce the surplus population.”. I once had hiccups after oral surgery, a side effect of the anesthesia, that lasted around eight hours, and it was torturous. I hope he has them for months.
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In a tweet, Mr Bolsonaro said he would be “back soon, God willing”.
Um, No ahole, stay in the hospital and let the adults run your country.
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Maybe some of these will work?
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Hiccups are more a symptom, it’s likely some sort of intestinal blockage. May need surgery. Kind of appropriate for a truly full of shit individual, but he deserves far worse.
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I’m saying how does anyone know it’s really hiccups. I think it’s far more likely he’s got covid and they’re covering it up with this hiccups excuse. But I generally expect lying liars to keep lying about everything, that’s a flaw of mine, so maybe I’m wrong.
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Could be, though he’s had it before, and it may be complications from that infection.
I think if he was going to lie about a disease, he’d make up something less ridiculous sounding than hiccups, though I know chronic hiccups are quite uncomfortable.
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an injection of local anesthetic in the sympathetic nerve tissue of the neck.
I know just the guy for this job:
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Now this may be a clue. It’s something already seen multiple times:
so it could be that.
But really, considering the person, dunno duncare.
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吃驚 しって ください !
(Bikkuri shitte kudasai !)
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