Budweiser renames its beer "America"

On the upside I think this means we’ll never have to see those stupid talking toads again.

InBev turned into AB InBev in 2008. It is also Belgian-Brazillan if you believe that. Their CEO is actually Brazilian. They are also merging with SABMiller so soon it’ll probably be SABAB InBev.

Honestly, I think all those beverage conglomerates might be a little evil.

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i was just going to say, after being such babies about the whole name thing.
i wish the US could sue budweiser for using the name.
maybe put a dent in that debt.

f*ing close to water :wink:
good ol’ bruce

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hmmm what can we do to make the woes of alcohol worse…?

I know!

Install patriotic fervor!

It’s even better than that because it makes it better and worse! Huzzah!

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America gives me the Schlitz

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Czechmate

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I’m actually hoping I can get a some of these cans here. I like the design and I’m actually not ashamed of being American.

Anyway it’s better than this:

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And just a short distance away over the border, we have this:

I would pledge allegiance to Boaty McBoatface and all for which it stands.

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Now I miss Meantime beers.
One NZ brewery likes Yakima hops (when they’re not putting Citra in everything):

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Having grown up in St. Louis well yeah I have had some. Honestly Michelob was my choice for anything from that brewery. The last occasion I actually had a Bud was at a party where the hosts dad worked there and they get a case to take home fresh off the line. That was not bad, not something I would go out and buy but fair enough for what it was.

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Holy crap, 76 comments and you all fell for this? I know parody, and this is parody.

Now, if you don’t mind, I will be covering my ears and shouting at the top of my lungs in the corner.

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If it’s satire, then it’s fooling people who should be a lot better at detecting it than us:

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Packaging part of ‘America is in Your Hands’ campaign…

Really?

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America…is that what Trump calls that tiny little thing?

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