Originally published at: Budweiser to release a camo-wrapped bottle to win back conservatives | Boing Boing
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So you can lose your beer in a forest.
That’s not how this works…
Is that how this works?
Fuck, I don’t even know anymore.
Dear customers; we think you’re pitifully responsive and predictable to cheap signaling; so here is some.
I don’t have kids, but my dad has been a marriage and family therapist for decades. Maybe this could help…
If it doesn’t, they’ll try matte black next
Once again
On the plus side, this will make shooting Budweiser bottles more of a challenge the next time that the beer company does something to trigger easily-offended conservatives.
Kid Rock had a hard enough time when the tins were highly visible.
I noticed that. I start to understand why these people are so eager for high-capacity magazines, because eliminating even a small number of threatening beverages apparently requires the expenditure of a lot of ammunition.
A place I do a lot of work stopped drinking Bud Light because “they have no problem with the gays, they have gay friends, they just don’t want it shoved down their throat”. I thought that was funny because until Kid Rock shoved it down their throat they had no idea what Budweiser was up to.
Funny thing is they switched to Molson, they were a little agitated so I didn’t have the heart to tell them.
I also noticed if they get tipped in Bud Light they will drink it so their principles ain’t that strong.
Camouflage beer? How they gonna find it?
Wait, remind me again: who are the snowflakes?
It’s important to remember that the first thing to do when you realize you’re in a hole is to stop digging. Instead, Budweiser just went looking for more shovels. Dopes.
This is nothing new. I’ve seen camo cans for years. As well as Yankees, Pride, veteran’s stuff, etc. They’re beer schills, schilling beer.
Tactical, EDC beer!
And then you’ll have to buy more. That’s some clever marketing there.
It looks like they got the colours wrong; here’s the TransPat design.
I agree, Hi-Cap Mags are an admission of failure, or a red flag of guilt.
They’ve been doing this for years. I think it’s a normal thing they do around Memorial Day or Veterans Day.
Camo cameo cons Cons?