Larry Kudlow warns against "plant-based beer" and Schumer wittily responds

Originally published at: Larry Kudlow warns against "plant-based beer" and Schumer wittily responds | Boing Boing

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I probably shouldn’t pick on his plant-based brain, but I can’t help myself.

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It goes without saying that nothing in Joe Biden’s climate change plan mandates anything like this. The Daily Mail published an article that dishonestly conflated Biden’s plan with an unrelated climate change study that had nothing to do with Biden because they wanted to generate outrage and website clicks.

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These sound absolutely disgusting

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No more Guinness, I guess. Don’t they line their brewing vats with dead rats/hamburger? (Though in all honesty, they should use that pesky ostrich that keeps stealing the beer…)

(ETA: I know the rat thing is a myth. Also, Dropkick Murphys:

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Yeah don’t pick it, it’s clearly not ripe yet.

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As per the bylaws of veganism, chapter 1 paragraph 1: I hereby take advantage of this post’s content to proclaim that I am vegan. Whew.

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First it’s beer, then it’s clothing. If we don’t stop them now they’ll be forcing us to live in houses made out of plants!

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Ain’t nothin quite like sittin round the house, swillin’ down them cans of swine.

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Got dang socialist elves and their got dang trees. I tell you hhhhwhat

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I mean, this is partially true? Not the part where Biden is mandating it, but the part where Americans need to eat much less animal-based protein in order to combat climate change.

And FTR, grilled sprouts kick ass. The sprouts you eat today are not your grandparents sprouts:

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If you forget, do they revoke your card? Make you eat bacon? Something worse?

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Guinness, like many other beers, traditionally used non-vegetarian/vegan fining agents like isinglass (made from fish bladders) or gelatin. But Guinness at least is now 100% vegan, probably others as well.

Of course none of this has anything to do with climate change or Biden’s climate plan.

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Not sure. No one has ever forgotten before.

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As a non-vegan, I am now required to mock you for your veganism. Unfortunately, I have a schedule conflict due to a previously scheduled doctor’s appointment to discuss my blood pressure.

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May I still drink Beefeater Gin?

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