No food in the sauna? In a Burger King? This is a contradiction of all that is right and good.
Suddenly I really, really want a Double Whopper with cheese. And onion rings.
I just kind of want one of those Burger King sauna towelsâŚ
Mmm. Steamed hams.
A naked guy with a âhome of the whopperâ towel is just what you need to see before lunch.
In America, the Double Whopper with Cheese sweats are the burger king saunaâŚ
Yeah, the only thing people are supposed to be cooking in there is themselves.
No sou vide whoppers?
Glad that they mention before â one really doesnât want to get trapped in a steamy whopper dutch oven.
No, please Dog no.
Nothing makes a Whopper taste better than eating it alongside a bunch of sweaty naked guys.
You want fries with that?
Have it your way.
Something tells me they donât understand much Yiddish in Helsinki
Of course itâs in Helsinki. Whyâd I even try guessing.
Thereâs not much risk of that happening. No towels in Finnish saunas. You just use one if you want to go outside to cool down or to dry yourself afterwards.
This doesnât make it better.
Youâre missing out, my friend. 
Saunas are great egalitarian places where everyone is on equal footing, so to speak. Btw, hereâs a photo from outside of my old local sauna:
Iâm actually surprised not to see any hyperbolic smugness of the âI just donât understand how anyone can eat that awful stuffâ variety, that usually shows up whenever anyone mentions fast food.
Well, I suppose itâs Burger King, not McDonaldâs.
Yeah. Itâs not like weâre talking Arbyâs here.
