Originally published at: Butterscotch stallion loses his wheels | Boing Boing
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Stole the wheels, left the car?
Huh.
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Maybe the battery was dead. What’s a electric car thief to do? Wait around for an hour or two?
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That’s a good point. What the hell do you do with a Tesla parked on the street when the battery dies?
Fortunately, I have AAA, which is the only half of that equation I can afford.
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I’d think that Tesla tires would have pressure transponders with a recorded serial number baked in.
It might be hard to move those hot wheels.
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Also…
That’s kind of shocking to me, actually. He must have the base trim package.
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It’s as if thieves ripped off Lightning McQeen’s arms and legs and left him in the street. Those bastards. Leave Butterscotch alone!
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Maybe the goal was to keep the stallion in his stall…
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Teslas have cameras all over them recording everything all the time.
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Hot Wheels!
Hot Wheels!
All the chasin’
All the racin’
Hot Wheels!
Hot Wheels!
Keep’a turnin’ now
Keep’a burnin’ now
Keep’a turnin’ Hot Wheels
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Since it has an electric motor, it’d be a Sizzler.
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Less likely to burst into flame.
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That’s making assumptions!
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The risks of living in a bad neighbourhood.
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People are assuming that a human stole the wheels, and not that the Tesla’s Smart Wheels™ haven’t rebelled and struck out on their own.
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He doesn’t have a car elevator? Hardly a mansion at all.
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