California teacher suspended after doing horribly racist and mocking "Native American dance" to teach math concepts

On Old Olympus’ Treeless Tops A Fat Assed German Viewed A Hop. (Cranial nerves)
There are quite a few sexist versions of this one, but they are not (to my knowledge) taught anymore.

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WTF is wrong with some people?

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What ever happend to “Sex On Hard Concrete Always Hurts The Orgasmic Areas”?

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I learnt it as:

The Cat Sat On An Orange And Howled Horribly

Read as three columns

Tangent, Cosine, Sine
Opposite, Adjacent, Hypotenuse (top of each ratio)
Adjacent, Hypotenuse, Hypotenuse (bottom of each ratio)

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The mnemonic that I learned for the planets unfortunately also belongs on PornHub. And would probably be a top search result.

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Oh yeah? I think you’re just pulling that out of Uranus.

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You know if you relax, you can fit 64 Earths inside of there.

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My Very Engorged Member Just … ?

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This can’t be the first time she did this.

UPDATED:

John W. North High School shared this from a 2012 yearbook. This teacher Candice Reed has been doing this for awhile now. CLEARLY the school was fully aware of what she’s been doing and fully approved of this mockery. This is 2021 & we will find the truth to your lies. pic.twitter.com/aPfcqQunY4

— Tyonie Tiel (@TyonieT) October 21, 2021
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What century is it?

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ACTually, it’s 63.5

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This is a really dumb way to get fired. Like, how can you expect to walk into any other classroom after that performance and get adolescents to understand or respect you?

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Despite her best efforts to “relate”, she still looks and sounds like a deranged turkey.

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I mean, I’m sure I could write a half-dozen of these that would be equally problematic, but the one that I always remember involves My Very Easy Mother.

Who is not my real mother. My mother’s a saint, dammit!

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This is the thing to always remember in these stories- it’s never the first time that person did an abusive, racist, or other horrible thing. It’s always a pattern, and they finally got caught is all.

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Kinky Paula Came Over For Good Sex.

Kingdom phylum class order family genus species

Some of the less that appropriate ones seem to stick in the brain better.

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Absolutely. While I appreciate @anon29537550 providing a clean mnemonic for the cranial nerves, I remember them with Oh, Oh, Oh, To Touch And Feel … and maybe I’ll stop.

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Joe Biden Bingo GIF by GIPHY News

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King Philip, come out, for God’s sake!

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It is illegal to record a teacher or anyone inside a classroom without teacher consent, so I don’t know what was going on here.