Continuing the discussion from Thousands of worms found in neat piles on road:
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In sophisticated banter?
She had so much to drink, she was like a⌠clump of worms. [puffs on looooong cigarette holder]
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The clump of worms slowed their writhing, eventually revealing that the monster was indeed a massive boar.
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A clump of worms lies in the field of elephants.
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It wasnât an orgy, so much as a⌠clump of worms.
[puffs on looooong cigarette holder]
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The all too visible clump of worms in the specimenâs pulmonary artery dashed the budding veterinarianâs faint hope that âheartwormsâ had been so named for some less obvious reason.
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I was digging in the garden when I unearthed an unusually large clump of worms. I thought, âhey thatâs goodâ and replaced the soil I had removed.
Iâm sooooo dull.
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It wasnât so bad when the worms still slithered. No, you hardly noticed them then, really. But once they began to develop the legsâŚthen the feetâŚthen the tiny bootsâŚthen the marching, oh, the marching! It was enough to drive one crazy. All day. Round and round the house. The noise! The clump, clump, clump of worms became unceasingâŚ
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Heâs as classy as a clump of worms.
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Letâs not disparage a perfectly respectable clump of worms now.
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And yet the church was not to remain united much longer; irreparable schism was closing in, and war would not be far behind. Perhaps those with keen ears could hear them on the march, following close upon the determined footfalls of the Ninety-five Theses, and the heavier clump of Worms.
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Her eyes glistened wistfully like a clump of worms on a lonely highway.
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Heâs as gassy as a decaying clump of worms.
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Jesus G-d, man! I just vomited up my spaghetti (that I slurped down without chewing). Care to guess what it looks like?
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That was the nice one⌠Iâve been trying to forget the ones that actually glistened.
I am 9 hours too late.
âOh, look at that clump of worms!â she cried out.
Her companion, with raised eyebrows, said âI believe the term youâre looking for might be a âclewâ of worms or a âclatâ of worms.â
âWell, it sure looks like a clump of worms to me!â she said. âAnd that reminds me of a joke we used to tell when we were kids: A city slicker was visiting his friend the farmer, and they went out to look over the fields. The city slicker said âOh, look at that bunch of cows!â And the farmer said âNot bunch, herd.â And the city slicker said âHeard of cows? Of course Iâve heard of cows!â And the farmer said âNo, no, I mean the cow herd.â And the city slicker said âOh, thatâs okay, I donât have any secrets!ââ
Her companion sniffed âWhen you were âkidsâ? What were you and your siblings, a bunch of baby goats?â
She sighed, then winked and said âI think you mean a âherdâ of baby goats, donât you, dear? And, I like âclump of wormsâ, so there, itâs a good phrase and Iâm going to start using it!â
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Really should be a slime|slobber|spittle of worms.
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Surely you mean a Diet of Worms?
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