Cancer and coffee: new study suggests 4 cups a day could reduce prostate cancer risks

I heard it was linked to pancreatic cancer too, though I can’t back it up.

Possibly relevant: Mormons don’t drink coffee, and Mormon men have a higher incidence of prostate cancer than the norm.

also they don’t masturbate as often and it’s a real possibility that magical underpants are radio active.

Why hasn’t there been a brain cancer epidemic then?

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You know, I think I might have brain cancer, because it took me a while to figure that one out.

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