I can hardly wait for the bumper (bummer) stickers!
Mothers Against Candy Canes
Just Say No
Candy is Everywhere.
Corn is for Gas Tanks -
Not Huge Flanks.
People eating candy in public areas will be castigated
and insulted. Because, second-hand binges.
And just think - red and white striped ribbon campaigns.
Oh, the millions we shall raise!
The charity runs! And just think - instead of shaving your head, you can put on 40 lbs in a show of solidarity.
The tee shirts! Just think, wear your XXXL to condemn XXXL.
The educations programs! They'll show 'Reeses Madness', and
before and after pix of people who snorted Smartees.
But....who will be the celebrity spokesperson?