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“You wouldn’t be able to do these awful things to me if I weren’t plump!”
“But ya are, Blanche. Ya ARE plump!”
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I fully support a cat’s right to carry on a fulfilling relationship with a Halloween display prop. With the caveat that I am not a cat expert, to me Kiko’s posture is saying, “I’ll tolerate this once, but if that chucklehead tries it again, she’s gonna pull back a stump to match that hand.”
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I’ve never seen a cat use a can opener and they’d be well advised to remember that before deciding our fate.
Enjoy your automated butt scratchers, dummies.
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Ha! I saw one of these severed hand gizmos at the flea market this weekend, and I immediately picked it up to try and (comically) scratch my back. What can I say, I’m a cat person.
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Ok, I’d have to find one of these, determine the battery life, and figure out a way to keep it running continuously to escape from my itchy cat’s demands. All that assumes she wouldn’t get tired of it and try to kill me later. 
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That’s a kitty clean out of fucks.
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The hand looks Borg-ified.
This explains a lot about our cat, and cats generally.
“Cat digs massage from severed Halloween hand”
or maybe…
Lazy Cat Does Not Immediately Run From Annoying Toy
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Cats and halloween just fit.
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My cat would try to kill it, and then she’d quickly grow bored once she realized it’s not really alive.
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