Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/12/22/cat-enjoys-relaxing-in-newborn-babys-electric-cradle.html
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That is a pretty sweet invention for babies, does that come in adult size? Say, for example, a 6’ 2" adult.
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Be happy the cat isn’t laying on top of the infant in the cradle.
Also in before all the ‘Cat’s in the Cradle and the Silver Spoon’ jokes; low hangin’ fruit.
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Wait until you find out about the Snoo™…
Have a picture of our Niko in this pose: I’ll have to dig that up now.
Ah yes:
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That strikes me as the image for the front of an adorable greeting card.
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Damn, 1400 dollars for baby size? I may be priced out of this market
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Maybe a roll of quarters and a motel room that hasn’t been refurnished in 40 years…
Brother-in-law got one as a baby shower gift from a well-heeled employer. Was very jealous.
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Is that really the correct oscillatory orientation to precisely replicate being in-utero while the mother is stalking a dying wildebeest?
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New babies are a racket in much the same way that weddings are a racket.
People go into it knowing almost nothing about what they actually need, and various hucksters sell them and well-meaning loved ones a mountain of overpriced garbage. Within weeks/months the kid outgrows most of it and it goes to the landfill, or gets donated or gifted on to the next round of suckers.
When our first was born we had a gaggle of cousins etc. who were just delighted to back their dumptrucks full of baby crap up to our home and out of theirs.
By the time the second kid comes along the parents are jaded, exhausted and broke, and know full well that the baby only needs about 8 things, none of them expensive or designer. And 4 of those things have something to do with poop.
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Proof positive that cats in their regular form are liquid, or at best, Jello.
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fuck the stand-up desk or the ergonomic chair thingee - i want one of these in my size
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Vertical video for the win!
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Would the branches of the fruit tree still dip so low as to make a Hanukkah related ‘cats with a dreidel’ dad joke too obvious?
Asking for a friend.
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We actually installed a lid on the kid’s crib for thr first 4 months. We have a 15 pound fluff ball who loooves to cuddle and felt it purdent. Edited bc I found a better pic and one with the cat in the bouncy chair
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At the very least a non-Newtonian fluid.
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One should always have a cat shaken and not stirred… 
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it is Mewtonian fluid!
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