That… That… would be pretty awesome actually.
If you’re going to sin, I guess go for the brass ring!
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for having consensual sex with two women who were sex workers in the church
Cult prostitutes in the temple? I want to see the payroll records for this. Or at least the help-wanted ad.
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Incidentally, Cardinal George Pell was charged with raping children in, amongst other places, St Patrick’s Cathedral in Melbourne.
Notably, the church has done nothing to the cathedral in response. No burning of altars, no reconsecration.
They didn’t even take down the plaque honouring him that was mounted outside.
The small addition to that plaque was made by non-Church individuals.
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I would argue that the Giovanni Becciu controversy is an attempt by the Vatican to paint his conviction as being part of an internal vatican conflict, and nothing to do with actual crimes.
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So how long before the tape gets on the Web?
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Ummm. Do they ever think to check all their altars with a blacklight?
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That was unintentionally Freudian, yup. But all I was hoping for were goofy movie names for a scene this insane.
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Should have sold the altar on Ebay. That is a collectible with a story.
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From the employer (owner or possibly farther up the franchise chain if it was an owner or manager involved,) but arrested? If the priest had just been dismissed from his sheep sheering position in the church, I’d laugh, but not really care at all. The fact that civil authorities felt they had any power over this is what disturbs me.
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I am just impressed that there were no prostitution related charges.
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Can’t wrap my head around it.
Did this guy go into priesthood planning for this day all along?
At what point did he say to himself, You know what? I can do whatever the hell I want!
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Me thinks that the video being recorded in the church will ultimately be used in a non consensual way i.e. ending up on a porn site.
Pell and the Catholic churches greatest crime is the systemic and aggressive covering for their abusive priests. His alleged crime is to force young boys at St Patricks to suck his cock… his other crime is to hide a pedophile that sadistically anally raped young boys under his watch.
Some of the greatest people I know are Catholics working on the ground in the name of charity for Christ. I would feel that Jesus would be with me in the idea of raising the churches to the ground and sowing those ashes with salt so that nothing will ever live there.
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I mean… it would bring more people to church…
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He preached the church’s stances on birth control, abortion, gay rights, and child molestation from this alter, I bet.
So this was the least obscene thing he had done there…
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Some incident at a younger age that set his kink to altar sex?
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WISE MAN #1: Well-- well, we must see him. We have brought presents.
MANDY: Out!
WISE MAN #2: Gold. Frankincense. Myrrh.
MANDY: Well, why didn’t you say? He’s over there. Sorry the place is a bit of a mess. Well, what is myrrh, anyway?
WISE MAN #3: It is a valuable balm.
MANDY: A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him.
WISE MAN #3: What?
MANDY: That’s a dangerous animal. Quick! Throw it in the trough.
WISE MAN #1: No, it isn’t.
MANDY: Yes, it is. It’s great, big mmm…
WISE MAN #3: No, no, no. It is an ointment.
MANDY: Aww, there is an animal called a balm,… or did I dream it?
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I’d say the pr0n script almost writes itself but it’s already been done. It’s probably been posted at Literotica. Lord have mercy.
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Slightly different setup, but CJ Douglass’ Sextoynado comes to mind.
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Like others, I thought: What’s the state’s interest that would warrant an arrest?:
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Consenting adults
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Permission to be there given by the local agent of the building owner.
I also pondered the irony of the police watching the video made by the peeper and thinking “Yes, we must intervene here”. It is possible of course that one or more police were religious and therefore their religious sensibilities were offended, so they did a “reach” to find any plausible charge.
But then I did some map and photo searches, and the altar is pretty much directly opposite a double full glass door that faces the street. With video lighting brought in and outside at dusk or later, it would be pretty much impossible not to notice when walking past, even on the opposite side of the public road. It’s possible that as those inside were seeing reflections of inside on the door glass and it did not occur to them that people could see in.
As an aside, I’ve been surprised at how many people don’t know that “mirror glass” will always allow those on the dark side to see clearly those on the bright side. One can’t always know whether people are oblivious, don’t care, or are exhibisionistic; but based upon the blushing and embarrassment on show some of the times when I’ve said “you might want to consider having a curtain or blind on such and such window” my impression is that they’re mostly unaware.
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