And the reviews are in;
“I couldn’t look away!” Roger Ebert
“Geez, man, I was eating!” Rolling Stone
“Indescribable!” New York Times
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And Porn Hub gives Two Butt Holes Up!
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I wish! Dang that would be a real hootenanny!
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Hey. I thought you were feet up drinking!
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You can’t trust me with a bottle of whiskey in front of me.
I’d rather a bottle in front of me, then a frontal lobotomy.
Tom Waits
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No, I am drinking and that dang piano can buy its own booze.
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They give that to nearly everything.
I may have misunderstood.
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Maybe an updated edit of Lord of the Rings with enhanced Eye of Sauron?
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Yes. Plus, no one under 40 should be trying to claim to be “goth”.
I have spoken.
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nice gatekeeping, i feel like i’m back at the dna lounge on a monday night 
The term ‘Cybergoth’ was coined in 1988 by Games Workshop, for their roleplaying game Dark Future ,[1] the fashion style did not emerge until a decade later. Valerie Steele quotes Julia Borden, who defines cybergoth as combining elements of industrial aesthetics with a style associated with “Gravers” (Gothic ravers).[2] Gravers hybridized “the British Raver look and the German ClubKid look with a ‘freak show’ spin.”[2] This fusion between German and Austrian styles began in 1999.[2] Borden indicates that initially the hair extensions and bright fishnets did not mesh well with goth fashion, but that by 2002 “the rave elements of dress were replaced by Industrial-influenced accessories, such as goggles, reflective clothing, and mostly black clothing.”
enjoy living in the past gramps
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YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE BUTTHOLE CUT
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Yeah, OK, nightclubber. Us old farts were making fun of "puttin’ on the gloves’ more than 10 years ago. Goth has been over for a very long time.
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i actually only went once while on an internship in the bay because someone at my employer was obsessed with it
i mostly stuck to a dive bar i will continue to keep secret since amazingly it still exists and doesn’t suck.
subcultures evolve, change, and merge.
i had access to the internet at high speed at a very young age when most people didn’t
and i used those powers to pirate a bunch of music, from a variety of genres, like an idiot, instead of becoming obsessed with one specific genre 
being into what you’re into is always cool
if i go back to SF i’ll DM you so i can buy you some absinthe if you promise not to get mad i’m dressed like mr robot
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Thanks!!
SHELTER-IN-PLACE ACTIVITY: Dance Contest
Select from the list below who you think is best.
- Frieda (red hair)
- Shermy (green shirt)
- Linus (blanket)
- Sally (blond)
- Violet (brunette)
- The Twins (purple dresses)
- “Boy” (yellow shirt)
0 voters
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And you don’t know me from Eve, so stop before you dig too deep with your assumptions.
These days, my most listened to station is DJ Shadow. Make of that what you will.
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The boy in the yellow shirt is most likey “5.” A seldom used character whose Dad named everyone with numbers as a comment on depersonalization of modern times. His appearance in the Christmas special predates his appearance in the comic.
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